Could Zucchini Help Lindsay Lohan?
You know I like zucchini. I have a feeling that Lindsay Lohan isn’t the biggest zucchini fan on the planet, though. That’s probably an easy call to make, given that she’s not a big fan of food in general. But I get the feeling that even when she is forced to eat food, she doesn’t go for the zucchini.
But zucchini would really help her out. It could turn her life around, and catapult her to the top of the Hollywood A-list, practically overnight. It would return her to an attractive weight, and make her glow with that special glow that only zucchini can provide.
It would pay off all her credit card bills on its own. Zucchini is just helpful like that.