Does the Pope Like Zucchini?
Today I was wondering if the Pope liked zucchini. Given all the uproar over his totally unzucchini-like comments, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t.
It’s impossible for someone who likes zucchini to stir up as much anger as the Pope has stirred up. Zucchini lovers are loved by all humans of all races and religions. That’s just the kind of thing that zucchini brings out in people.
The Pope should definitely put some zucchini into his diet. It would cure all his current problems and make the whole world convert to whatever religion he wanted them to be. The heavens would open up and God himself would cook the Pope a nice zucchini-based breakfast in thanks.