http://zucchini.writesthis.com Just another Writesthis.com weblog Wed, 06 Feb 2008 17:03:50 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en It seems a little bit late to bring this up now, and you can beat me around the head with toasters if you feel like it, but Ron Paul's less-than-exciting showing on Super Tuesday didn't have to happen. It was entirely his fault, but he failed to appeal to ... http://zucchini.writesthis.com/no-zucchini-farmers-for-ron-paul/ Some people said I was crazy to put zucchini in chocolate chip cookies. But then other people have said that bacon chocolate chip cookies were crazy, and evidence has shown that they're clearly delicious. So let's move on to zucchini and bacon in our chocolate chip cookies. The result? ... http://zucchini.writesthis.com/bacon-and-zucchini-chocolate-chip-cookies/ I've always been a big supporter of zucchini cake, even if I can't find any mention of it on this site to date. I'm sure that's simply the anti-zucchini lobby invading my web site and removing posts that they feel would rock the world too greatly. Have you ... http://zucchini.writesthis.com/zucchini-cake-for-the-masses/ One of the downsides to being such an adamant supporter of zucchinis and their miraculous powers is that people tend to assume that I'm part of some evil secret organization that wants to replace all of the world's leaders with zucchini. I'd like to take this opportunity to emphatically deny that ... http://zucchini.writesthis.com/on-global-zucchini-domination/ Burger King is being sued over using trans fats: In court papers filed in Washington, D.C. superior court, the Center for Science in the Public Interest said Burger King is the only leading restaurant chain that has not yet committed to eliminating trans fats from its menu. "Burger King not only sells ... http://zucchini.writesthis.com/burger-king-sued-over-lack-of-zucchini-trans-fats/ I've had a flood of e-mails, phone calls, and interview requests from inquisitive journalists wanting to know more about the deathly silence that had befallen Zucchini Land over the past two months. I have to say, I'm amazed that there are so many millions of die-hard fans who were ... http://zucchini.writesthis.com/march-and-april-bad-months-for-zucchini/ I admit it, I watched most of the Academy Awards last night. Sure, Martin Scorsese this and Al Gore that and blah Babel blah. Obviously, like most of you, I was watching to see if any zucchini-themed films were going to be winners. 2006 was a real ... http://zucchini.writesthis.com/disturbing-lack-of-zucchini-at-the-oscars/ Ok, this is pretty easy: Raspberry Zucchini Martini Just take 6 ripe raspberries, and crush them into a pulpy, seedy, liquidy goo. Then take one zucchini, mash it up into the zucchini paste that's the basis for so many wonderful zucchini recipes, and mix the raspberry goo into the zucchini paste. In ... http://zucchini.writesthis.com/raspberry-zucchini-martinis/ Maybe you're still a little hungover from too many zucchini drinks on New Year's Eve, or maybe you just wish that all the stupid people that you're forced to work with would magically leave. Whatever your reason, nobody likes going back to work after a long weekend like the ... http://zucchini.writesthis.com/zucchinis-to-improve-your-job/ It turns out that all of my friends are relying on me to get them completely drunk on New Year's Eve, since I'm going to be the one mixing and serving all of the drinks. How did I wind up as impromptu bartender? I think it's my ghostly ... http://zucchini.writesthis.com/zucchini-drinks-for-new-years-eve/