Zucchini Would Make Diebold Voting Machines More Secure
I guess everyone’s seen the video where some researchers finally got access to an electronic voting machine to play with and completely took over it, adding in code to secretly change votes where it couldn’t be detected at all. The Diebold machine was even vulnerable to a virus that would spread the vote changing code to other machines.
I strongly recommend using zucchini to protect these machines. Smear some into the port that the Diebold memory card plugs into, and you’ve instantly made the machine secure against infection.
Coat the printer paper with zucchini juice and the printouts will be impossible to alter.
Let the aroma of zucchini waft throughout the polling place and all the voters will be sure to vote for the right candidates.
Yes, zucchini can save our election system, but only if we act now. Call your local governments and demand increased zucchini in the voting process. It’s not too late!